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Really good UFC main card tonight. Solid Bellator fights, as well. Lots to like. Lots to digest. Here’s a place to taIk about it all.
Negative, not much of a boxing fan really. I know I am a casual in boxing I really only watch Fury, Canelo, and yes of course Jake Paul when they fight.
Seeing this promo of Ankalaev and seeing all the folks in the gym makes you wonder how many thousands of absolute monsters are not only ready to go at any minute but these whole following generations are going to just keep coming.
If you want to notice something crazy, watch the person who follows the camera operator and picks up/drops the cords so they're not in anyone's way. It's insane how hard that would be
Hi hello
If the 👃 parlay hits, I’m going to buy my first ever matzah ball soup with the winnings!
From where though? Katz’s? Second Avenue Deli? Zabar’s? Do they even make good ones outside NYC?
don’t live in NY so no idea, I’ll just look at the best reviewed one closest to me lol
Some lovely ones at the Provigo here in Montreal ;)
Good to know! I’m eager to get out of NYC/US soon!
Who’s riding with the helwani nose dog pound parlay
🤙
Anyone watching Conlan?
Negative, not much of a boxing fan really. I know I am a casual in boxing I really only watch Fury, Canelo, and yes of course Jake Paul when they fight.
I like Damon Jackson.
WHAT A COMEBACK!!!! Holyshit that was insane
Hope everyone enjoying the fights tonight!
i am
You too buddy!
What’s goin on everyone?! You know the vibes!
What’s goin on y’all? GRP here, let’s set up a GR
It’s set up - Fight Night with GRP
let's do it
If you set one up, I’m down.
🍾
WOWWOOW
Bro how did he pull that sub?
How did he not get KO'd?! So wild man, wow
It’s actually on brand. Dalcha gasses out.
Seeing this promo of Ankalaev and seeing all the folks in the gym makes you wonder how many thousands of absolute monsters are not only ready to go at any minute but these whole following generations are going to just keep coming.
Wild stuff
LEETTTSSSS GOOOOO
I can just hear Jon Anik saying “the no nonsense Keith Peterson” in my head
Drew Dober seems like the loveliest person. Amazing hair too
man it's almost 5 pm and three fights are already in the books
I’m boycotting Apex events after this one.
See why? You can hear people laughing in the crowd during the fight. We need real fans not these dorks.
Marlon taking the gloves off?!
Moraes needs to go to Eagle FC
I wish this card was in front of a crowd
Why is Moraes walking out to DC’s song?
Did herb ever wave off the Roudtree fight or is that clock still ticking ...
It's interesting that Khalil will back Roberson up to the fence and then himself back up to the center of the octagon
If you want to notice something crazy, watch the person who follows the camera operator and picks up/drops the cords so they're not in anyone's way. It's insane how hard that would be
WHAT'S GOOD EVERYONE
Pralines and cream Haagen Daaz on Fight Night, that's what is! You?!
Anyone know how they decide whether or not to talk with a fighter post-fight?
I think it has to due with how much time is left in the programming, but I’ve wondered the same
I thought maybe if a fight was really boring they might skip it. I have literally nothing to support that though haha
5 finishes in a row sheeesh
Miranda!!! LFG!!!
Y’all, do I need to go UFC X in Vegas in July??
Cody’s rocking 9-5 and I’m an instant fan. 💪🏻
Dolly Parton AND a legit guillotine?! Wow.
Dalcha's legs might be the biggest I have ever seen in my life.
What is 9-5?
His walkout music
Ahh, I missed it
Those kicks, ugh...
Way to smash into him after the fight's done, sheesh
-350 in live betting going into the 3rd and then boom!
still can’t believe he landed that knee
Hey now!
Hey now! FIGHT NIGHT!